The Ten Commandments According To Your Dog:

Thou shall feed me today more than thou did yesterday.
Thou shall teach me with food - not big sticks and loud voices.
Thou shall walk with me every day - despite thy favorite TV program.
Thou shall not buy furniture that I cannot sit on.
Thou shall not pay attention to anyone else but me - lest I feel un-wanted.
Thou shall love me to death - even when I bark all night.
Thou shall not have a Cat with ATTITUDE and CLAWS.
Thou shall not start the car until I am in it.
Thou shall not hide the food.
Thou shall obey the above without exception.